We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
It's shark week go big or go home
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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