Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
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hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
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Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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