i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
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Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I think weed is turning my hair brown
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I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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