69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
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i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
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Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
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They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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