Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
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As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
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sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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