Your tits are I can't wait for
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
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My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
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note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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