Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
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It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
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I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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