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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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