Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
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he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
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My breasts were aching with rage.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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