Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
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He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
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fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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