Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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She's the barista slut.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
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I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Let's get the cat blown out
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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