The maid of honor just puked.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
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you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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