Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
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we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
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laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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