Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
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i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
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I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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