yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
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remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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