ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
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Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
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I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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