He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
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if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
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My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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