It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
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I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
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The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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