How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
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Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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