carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
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Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
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apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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