they need to just BURY HIM!
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
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You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
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someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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