Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
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So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
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All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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