Apparently you make a good broom.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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