i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
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He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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