i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
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I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
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Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
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I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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