We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
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it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
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Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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