so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
COCAINE IS GR8
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
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