I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
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Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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