Buhtt sex?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
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I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
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Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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