drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
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Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I pour the whiskey from now on
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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