I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
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Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
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A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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