plz talk dirty to me
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
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on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
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all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
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