no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
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You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
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