You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
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Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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