Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
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Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
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Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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