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  • Submitted by douchemonger on Feb 8, 10 at 11:19am

    Would you suck it here or there? I hear you'd suck it anywhere...

  • 96 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 6:35pm

    Dr. Seuss quotes are always appropriate. I'll fallate you in a car; I'll fallate you in a bar. I'll fallate you here or there; I'll fallate you anywhere!!

  • 88 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 10:03pm

    Not appropriate? That's marriage material

  • 80 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 11:40am

    A train! A train! A train! A train! Could you, would you run a train?

  • Submitted by davidsdp on Feb 8, 10 at 12:36pm

    Would you suck my dick, just a lick, would you take it in the face like pepper mace? In the pink or in the stink? With a goat whatever bitch I'm on a boat.

  • 81 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 8:37pm

    8:11 funny! But it is plane as in airplane.

  • 87 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 11:35am

    Using the word "hella" is lame

  • 76 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 11:03am

    Yes it is =D

  • 72 74
    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Feb 8, 10 at 7:46pm

    oh but of course it is!

  • 74 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 12:38pm

    "would you like it in your box?? Could you fuck it without socks?"

  • 66 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 12:49pm

    Agreed with 11:35

  • 67 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 11:20am

    OP, stop trying so hard to be funny. You sound hella lame

  • 60 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 1:01am

    I also live in 717. I want to chill with this person.

  • 65 75
    Submitted by beyourownpet on Feb 8, 10 at 8:11pm

    do you want it on a plain? do you want it on a train? do you want it in a box? do you want it with a fox? fuck you lady, that is ALWAYS appropriate.

  • 69 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 2:51pm

    Haha! @ 12:36

  • 57 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 2:28pm

    @1:33 your eggo's preggo... I apologize for being a quote Nazi XD

  • 66 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 2:52pm

    In Soviet Russia penises speak dr Seuss quotes!

  • 62 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 11:07pm

    1:12 No one is jealous of that shitty state. It's only fun for about a week.

  • 64 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 1:33pm

    THIS IS ONE DOODLE THAT CANT BE UNDID HOMESKILLET. YOURE FUCKING PREGO 12:36!!! .... WHAT A DOUCHE.

  • 64 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 11:13am

    In Soviet Russia, penis quotes Dr. Seuss!

  • 45 55
    Submitted by simpleplan2499 on Aug 10, 10 at 9:46pm

    I'd marry the dude

  • 57 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 1:12pm

    1135 and 1249 you're just jealous you're not from Cali. You're probably from some cold state where everyone is ugly and has been shoveling snow for the past two months. Losers

  • 50 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 12:04pm

    1135 you missed the point. I hope a piano falls on you

  • 54 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 2:59pm

    I like to stick baby chipmunks up my butthole

  • 55 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 2:44pm

    Haha the "foot" book... If ya know what I mean.

  • Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 8, 10 at 11:18am

    “I meant what I said and I said what I meant.” Now Suck it!!

  • 27 33
    Submitted by ColinD1 on Dec 3, 11 at 3:37am

    Do you want it in your ass?\nIf you say no, then I will pass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 7:48pm

    One foot, Two foot, My foot, Three, Would you ride my cock for free?

  • 48 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 11:03am

    Dope as hell... Marshall

  • 43 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 11:04pm

    In soviet russia, your penis uses dr seuss quotes

  • 49 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 4:41am

    Fuck Soviet Russia!!!