Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
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we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
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So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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