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  • 72 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:58pm

    I woke up next to a steaming pile of cock and balls, rice krispie treats, vasoline, a can of whipped cream, and a garden gnome...I apparently had a very good blacked out time last night.

  • 73 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:52pm

    Your stupid and what's up with the spaghetti And a Half of a toilet paper roll

  • 71 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:45pm

    A toilet paper roll... ripped in half? WTF!

  • 69 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:42pm

    Ur life sucks donkey shlong

  • 65 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:33pm

    Your life sucks, OP.

  • 62 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:40pm

    Fuck a white girl!!!

  • 56 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:28pm

    It can only get better OP. Dumb fuck

  • 67 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 8:56pm

    I have small wang cuz I asian

  • 58 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:41pm

    Carrot Top, Gallagher, and all ventriloquists are all hilarious! So is Joy Behar on The View. Man she's funny! Sincerely, -4:33

  • 57 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:32pm

    Both of these "I woke up" texts SUCK. TFLN Moderator FAIL

  • 54 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:08pm

    I have semen in my hair right meow.

  • 60 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:35pm

    Or it could get horribly worse. Buy some liquor and stay inside.

  • 59 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:33pm

    No they don't. They're funny. Fuck off.

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:40pm

    OP - Please die. Thanks, Everyone