it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
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List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I have aggressive nipples.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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