i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
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Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
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YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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