I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
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Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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