she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
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you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
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When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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