You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
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I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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