at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
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What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
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Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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