dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
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she pinky promised me she was 18
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
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I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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