I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I want to have your abortion
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
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well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
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You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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