Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
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So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
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Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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