try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
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I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
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He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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