So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
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Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
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Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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