This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
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I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
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Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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