would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
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besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
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and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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